Galaxy Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What is a flea's favourite book ?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.