Guardian Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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A youyou

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A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye