What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"