What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.