Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means