Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

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What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.