What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

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What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.