What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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By Spaghett-e-mail!

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Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"