A person that likes to tell anti jokes.
I'm tired".
you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.
Quacker Oats
A Bipolar Bear
Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."
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