What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

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Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."