What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

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What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

http://www.wikifeet.com/

What is recursion?

What is recursion (http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/whatisrecursion/)

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...