What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

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What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes