What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Neil Peart Jokes More Neil Peart Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!