How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...