How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.