How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!