How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

Piercing Jokes More Piercing Jokes

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.