GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
He lost his patience
Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word
A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff
They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.
They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire
Because they are in bread.
Someone is going to lose a trailer.
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!
Good goat!