What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

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What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.