What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*