Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you