Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.