Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you