Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane?

His carrion bag.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.