What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

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What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut.