Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.