Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

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What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("