Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

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Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!