How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.