What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet