How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.