How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.