How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.