Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.