Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.