Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.