Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

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How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Vowel Movement Jokes More Vowel Movement Jokes

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.