If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll