Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What did you win?

Atrophy

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Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

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Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ?

Barberd wire !

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!