Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

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Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

Who won the race?

Society.

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.