What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

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What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

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What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!