Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.