Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What do you call two pears?

A pair.