What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!