What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ?

Anderson and daughter came too !

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.