What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!