What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.