How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.