What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

What do you call a 5 year old without any friend?

A Sandy Hook Survivor

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines