What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Magazine Jokes More Magazine Jokes

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

Survivor Jokes More Survivor Jokes

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

5 Year Old Kid Jokes More 5 Year Old Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines