A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.
On the Origin of Feces*
50 Shades of Earl Grey
Nothing.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
Empty Magazines.
They have a lot of issues
Residue.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.