What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.