What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia

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Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself ...

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.