How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!