Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
M'lady
Miss.Steak
A CAT-ASTROPHE!
HIGH-SIS
Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
Skip to my loo.
Fetus deletus
She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.
Reddit already. Downvote.
Parabolems?
Claude
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.