What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Juggler Jokes More Juggler Jokes

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band