Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why is the apostrophe always near an "s"?

Because it is possessive

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Batter Jokes More Batter Jokes

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.