Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Whats a hoes idea?

A Thot.

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

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What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.