What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

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What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do?

Bayesian.

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK