What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.