What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

Who's there ! Celery ! Celery who ?

Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry !