What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

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Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims