Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

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What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.