Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

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Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.