Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Black Tire Jokes More Black Tire Jokes

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster