Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What do you call a Greek Magician?

Abra Kebabra

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito