Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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It took a date....

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