How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"