How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

A: He was nuts over her.

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What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.