How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

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What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.