How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)