Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!