Pokemon Card Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

Typo Jokes More Typo Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.