Typo Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What's your blud type bob?

Typo

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Bye Jokes More Bye Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.