Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

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Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ?

Bran He is Hodorless

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.