Raven Jokes

What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

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Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.